Djinn & Tonic
"the spirit"
Rubbing this blessed bottle of gin (who nonsensically named themselves Tonic) should've summoned the ingenious Djinn, but living in liquor causes constant hangovers!
A genie generally grants three wishes, but blacking out makes Djinn frequently forget how many wishes have been granted so far!
trivia
- full names:
djinn | tonic - ages:
754 - hobbies:
raising electrolyte levels, rehydrating - sources of stress:
alcohol, granting wishes - theme song:
why am i in this room? - soupy garbage juice - headcanon voices:
john dimaggio - bender | billy west - fry (futurama)