Djinn & Tonic

"the spirit"

rubbing this blessed bottle of gin (who nonsensically named themselves tonic) should've summoned the ingenious djinn, but living in liquor causes constant hangovers!

a genie generally grants three wishes, but blacking out makes djinn frequently forget how many wishes have been granted so far!

trivia

• full names:
  djinn | tonic


• ages:
  754


• hobbies:
  raising electrolyte levels, rehydrating


• sources of stress:
  alcohol, granting wishes


• theme song:
  why am i in this room? - soupy garbage juice


• headcanon voices:
  john dimaggio - bender | billy west - fry (futurama)