Characters

W.C.J.

A.B. & Norman,
The Penumbral Package Deal
Office Worker

Adam,
The Advertsary
CMO, CFO, CEO

Dorian,
The Door-to-door-to-door Salesman
Salesman

Cary,
The Mailed Man
Third-party Mailman

Reese Pawn,
The Forever Cadaver
Test Subject

The Lights | Camera Faction

Ken,
The Tee-Hee-Vee Host
Boss & Host

Sir Loyne,
The Fondueler
Cooking Show Host

Cpewpid,
The Trigger-sappy
Dating Show Host

Count Dracoola,
The Cold Bloodsucker
Horror Film Actor

Al Carpone,
The Big Cheese
Mafia Film Actor

The M.A.D. Center

Chuck,
The Harliquidator
Prisoner [Escaped]

Emile,
The Gulprit
Death Row Inmate

Quade,
The Foursight
Patient

Androw,
The Lunatic
Patient

W.F.F.C.

Terry Flect,
The Mirror Match
#2

Eve,
The Galendar
#6

Sir Loyne,
The Fondueler
#13

Hurley,
The The Fight-and-Flight'er
#34

Currently unaffiliated

H.A.R.T.,
The Love Tested

Djinn & Tonic,
The Spirit

Ziphyr,
The Installation Wizard