Al Carpone

"the big cheese"

known on the streets as "mascar-face", aldo is the munster muscle of the grate gang who survived a hit that left his rind riddled with bullet holes.

he's always armed with his aged gor-gun-zola, and ready to rumble with other gastronomic gangs!


  • full name:
    aldo "mascar-face" carpone

  • age:

  • hobbies:
    playing cards, wine tasting

  • sources of stress:
    hot weather, humid places

  • theme song:
    that's life - frank sinatra

  • headcanon voice:
    joshua tomar - officecrap manager (smiling friends)