adam

"the advertsary"

the CMO with the conning commercial cranium! this unethical executive releases his annoying ads onto the web, making an enourmous profit in doing so.

adam's pop-up-pate can be maximised or minimised to manipulate his body to corruptly make his competitors cease and desist!

trivia

• full name:
  adam spamuel adkins


• age:
  25


• hobbies:
  coin collecting, phishing, fishing


• sources of stress:
  adblockers, taxes


• theme song:
  are you satisfied? - MARINA


• headcanon voice:
  chris fleming - cesare (bigtop burger)