"the advertsary"

the CMO with the conning commercial cranium! this unethical executive releases his annoying ads onto the web, making an enourmous profit in doing so.

adam's pop-up-pate can be maximised or minimised to manipulate his body to corruptly make his competitors cease and desist!


  • full name:
    adam spamuel adkins

  • age:

  • hobbies:
    coin collecting, phishing, fishing

  • sources of stress:
    adblockers, taxes

  • theme song:
    are you satisfied? - MARINA

  • headcanon voice:
    chris fleming - cesare (bigtop burger)