A.B. & Norman

"the shady salaryman"

Driven to the edge by his career's consuming grip, Norman birthed an eerie entity: A.B., a sentient specter of stress!

A.B. grants him some uncanny abilites, but Norman must now also deal with his shady shenanigans at work!

trivia

• full names:
  Norman schmidt | Absolute Bastard


• ages:
  44 | 11


• hobbies:
  drinking, playing board games | annoying norman, playing board games


• sources of stress:
  A.B., work | noon, Norman retiring


• theme songs:
  the logical song - supertramp | the logical song - mindless self indulgence


• headcanon voice:
  mr. lawrence - plankton | tom kenny - spongebob (spongebob squarepants)